Island after island passes you by on this vast mirror like loch. The captain regails tails of wallaby colonies, a nudist colony, the ruins of a celtic chapel and the best spots for fishing. You double take at the mention of wallabies and nudists, putting it down to the bubbly served on board, then gaze out across the deck into the distance. Ninety glorious minutes later you return to the marina - windswept, breathless and ready for afternoon tea in the Boathouse. True love awaits on the waters of  Loch Lomond.

Call Celtic Warrior Loch Cruises on 01389 722 508 to book your excursion.